Police Beat - February 13, 2012

  • Written by Compiled by Maggie Inahara from City of Woodinville Police Reports

If I Had a Hammer …

I’d hammer out a car window… Our progressive movement protagonist wasn’t exactly hammering out love between his brothers and sisters when he played out a most decidedly unpopular version of that 60’s song on a car window in the 19500 block of 144th Avenue NE.  When he had finished hammering out danger, warning, and the window, he continued on his journey all over the land, taking his bell and song with him and leaving the hammer behind.

Youth is Wasted on the Young

Speaking of hammer(ed), a snockered youth with more refreshments on his mind made off with a bottle of wine from a convenience store in the 13000 block of NE 175th Street.

The wobbly wreck was found outside attempting to hail transportation to his next disorderly destination, as he appeared too tipsy to toddle on his own.  Before he could make peace with the floor, officers gave him that much-needed ride to a detox facility.  He was arrested as a minor in possession of alcohol and for theft.

Some Like It Hot

A would-be customer at a store in the 13900 block of NE 178th Place took the concept of “Movies to Go” to a whole new level when he was observed concealing a portable DVD player under his shirt and leaving the store without paying for it.

Instant replay on the store’s security video confirmed the crime and an area check was made for the suspect with negative results. His “Catch Me If You Can” caper appeared to work out for him this time.

Easy Pickins’

Oh, come on, folks!  At least make them work for it!  A purse was lifted from an unlocked vehicle in the 13300 block of NE 171st Street while an unlocked bicycle was stolen from in front of a business in the 13900 block of Mill Place NE.  “Lock it or lose it” was learned the hard way here.

Police Beat - February 6, 2012

  • Written by Compiled by Maggie Inahara from City of Woodinville Police Reports

Snow Bored

Apparently burnt out with normal snow-related activities like sledding and snowball fights, a couple of frosty crime figures took their flaky antics to a school in the 16500 block of NE 195th street. After driving onto the snow-covered lawn and leaving bad impressions of the furrowed kind, our chilly mischief makers decided to take their high jinks to the next level by stacking picnic tables to gain access to the roof, damaging roofing tiles in the process.

Please consider building a snowman next time …on your own property.

What Happens in Vegas

… apparently really stays in Vegas.  One fellow seemed to be pushing his luck when a Woodinville officer found him drinking an alcoholic beverage behind a mini-mart in the 13900 block of /ne 175th Street. A check of his name showed that he had a felony warrant out of Nevada, but our gambler had an ace up his sleeve: as it turns out, he could not be extradited.  He was cited for the liquor violation and released.

When Track Meets Go Bad

Woodinville officers  have been on special alert for car prowling incidents, so when they came upon two suspects attempting to jump the cyclone fence at a gym in the 18400 block of 140th Avenue, NE, our track star wannabees had some ’splainin’ to do.  After obtaining permission to search the suspect, the officer found some not-so-performance-enhancing drugs including aromatic green, leafy substances and other nefarious paraphernalia, along with an outstanding warrant. No high jump records were set that day, and the suspect with the outstanding warrant was booked into KCJ for that and for pending felony drug charges.

100% Off

January clearance sales attracted many shoppers to stores near the 13800 block of NE 178th Place.  Unfortunately, at least two would-be shoppers went looking for the deepest discounts of the five-fingered kind. One of the purloining patrons underwent the routine detention, fingerprinting and release pending theft charges. The other clepto-consumer apparently became overwhelmed by her newfound status as a targeted guest, and was taken to a hospital, pending theft charges.

Police Beat - January 30, 2012

  • Written by Compiled by Maggie Inahara from City of Woodinville Police Reports

Even Steven?

A vehicle that had been reported stolen in Bellevue was found on the property of a business in the 19600 block of 144th Ave NE with ignition damage and a missing stereo.

When police arrived to investigate the recovery, the business reported one of their trucks had been stolen from the lot as well.

The entropy of the universe didn’t exactly balance out with this transaction.

2 For 1

Car prowlers apparently didn’t read last week’s Police Beat, which forbade any further activity of that sort.

The 14500 block of NE 145th Street proved to be lucrative larceny land this past week. One plunderer apparently made it a 2-for by hitting two separate vehicles and liberating a laptop, GPS unit and various other highly pilferable items.

Final warning you pirates: Knock it off!

All Deliveries in Rear

Altar wine is normally supposed to be delivered out back, but one wayward deliveryman pitched a bottle through the window of a church in the 17100 block of 140th Ave NE.  Sounds like some deliverance is in order in more ways than one.

There’s Snow Good Way to Cover Your Tracks

A Woodinville officer patrolling the shopping center saw a suspicious male who appeared to be prowling around a parked van.

When the suspect saw the officer, he took off running.

The officer followed the footprints in the snow to a residence where the suspect lives; however, his mother would not allow the officer to speak with him.

Mom said Junior had not misbehaved, so with no evidence to the contrary, Junior was free to play in the snow.

Police Beat - January 23, 2012

  • Written by Compiled by Maggie Inahara from City of Woodinville Police Reports

Summertime Crime (Redux)

If this headline sounds a bit familiar, well, it is.

Another victim of Seasonal Affective Disorder went to the Dark Side after several continuous days of snow left him craving the smell of freshly cut grass.

With a half a foot or more of the cold, white stuff completely hiding any signs of growing turf, this vitamin D deficient defalcator forced open the storage shed doors at a property in the 16200 block of NE Woodinville Duvall Road and made off with the lawn care equipment.

Those grass cutting days will be upon us sooner than most of us would like.

Sounds like someone needs to take a chill in the winter wonderland that is our current reality.

Deli Discombobulation

Perhaps it was the call of the pastrami which had this bologna burglar skulking about a popular deli in the 19800 block of 141st Place NE in the wee hours of the morning.

Maybe it was the dream of the ultimate Dagwood Sandwich that routed this prosciutto pilfering prowler out of a deep sleep and on a processed meat mission.

We’ll never know what motivated this pepperoni plunderer to shatter the glass door of this establishment, leaving cupboard doors ajar and drawers agape.

After this cutlet caper, the crook took his Bumstead business elsewhere.

Disturbia Redux

What was described last week as a disturbing trend seems to be evolving into an alarming routine: Vehicle windows are being smashed, and thieves are helping themselves to the goods therein.

The hotspots haven’t changed either: The Park and Ride area, and parking areas along and near NE 175th.

This repeat report is getting beyond redundant.  It is hereby declared that all vehicles are henceforth off limits to thieves.

That should fix it.


Room with a View

A rooftop in the 14100 block of NE Woodinville Duvall Road was the temporary address for a person or persons unknown.

Maintenance personnel found the basic comfort accoutrements, including a sleeping bag, socks, sweatpants and soda pop, plus a jacket and neckties for the discerning GQ gentleman.

Alas, this act of trespass came to an abrupt and ignominious termination.

Police Beat - January 16, 2012

  • Written by Compiled by Maggie Inahara from City of Woodinville Police Reports

I Tawt I Taw a Puddy Tat

Officers responded to a report of a suspected cat burglar in the 17100 block of 131st Avenue NE.

The only loss appears to be the residents’ grip on reality.

Our two Tweeties were relieved of their suspected hallucinogenic drugs and left to sweat out Sylvester’s next appearance.

Granny would not approve.

What a Revolting Development This Is …

In what seems to be a disturbing trend in the areas of Garden Way NE, NE 178th Place, Woodinville Snohomish Road, and NE 200th Street, thieves broke out car windows and made off with whatever they found inside, which in one case, was nothing.

If you leave something in your car, be prepared to lose it.  Bring your valuables in with you, which in one victim’s case would have been their fishing gear.

You might get some funny looks, but it beats the alternative.

Top Three Things to NOT Do When You Have An Outstanding Warrant:

Number three on that list would be: Ride in a suspicious vehicle with four occupants.  Number two: Go into a known criminal’s house when the police are driving by.  Number one: Go into a known criminal’s house where there are two other people with outstanding warrants.

This law-breaking lass made it a hat trick for officers, as all three were booked into jail.

Smile!  You’re on Candid Camera

A brazen bandit revisited the scene of prior shoplifting crimes where she had been videotaped taking a five-finger discount in the 13900 block of NE 178th Place.

Store security recognized her smiling mug and made an arrest.

She was fingerprinted and released, pending theft charges.